6. Going to the Beach
A. Let's go to the beach.
B. That's a great idea.
A. We haven't been in a while.
B. We haven't been in a month.
A. The last time we went, you almost drowned.
B. No, I didn't.
A. Then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?
B. I think he wanted to cool off.
A. He swam right up to you.
B. And then he turned right around.
A. Maybe you're right.
B. Maybe we should get going.
7. My Wife Left Me
A. Are you married?
B. No. I'm divorced.
A. When did you get divorced?
B. I got divorced two years ago.
A. Why did you get divorced?
B. My wife left me.
A. Why did she leave you?
B. She said she didn't love me anymore.
A. Wow! That's terrible.
B. Yes, it was.
A. Why didn't she love you anymore?
B. She fell in love with my best friend.
8. What's on TV?
A. I'm bored.
B. What's on TV?
A. Nothing.
B. There must be something on TV!
A. Nothing that's interesting.
B. What about that new game show?
A. Which one?
B. "Deal or No Deal."
A. Tell me you're joking.
B. I love that show.
A. I watched it once. That was enough.
B. It's on right now. Let's watch it together.
9. A Nice Place to Live
A. I like living here.
B. I agree. Pasadena is a nice city.
A. It's not too big.
B. And it's not too small.
A. It has great weather all year long.
B. It has the Rose Parade.
A. It has beautiful houses.
B. It has wonderful restaurants.
A. It has great schools.
B. It's close to the mountains.
A. The people are friendly.
B. I'm not ever going to leave.
10. The New Mattress
A. We need a new mattress.
B. What's the matter with this one?
A. It's not comfortable.
B. It seems fine to me.
A. I toss and turn all night.
B. You should stop drinking coffee.
A. Look at these marks on my arms.
B. What are they?
A. They are bites.
B. Did the cat bite you?
A. No. The bedbugs in that mattress bit me.
B. Okay. Let's get a new mattress.
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